we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*
*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*
DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT
The only thing faster than light is a fangirl who hears her idol come on the tv in another room.
i was a 45 minute drive away from my house and I made it to my house in 13 minutes cause the season finale of supernatural started in 10 minutes
How many people did you run over?
Im always the one who has to break up my parents fightsWAIT THEY ARENT ACTUALLY FIGHTING, THEY ARE JUST ARGUEING ABOUT WHAT THEY’RE GOING TO DRESS MY SISTER IN TOMORROW SORRY
When you notice blood on your hands and you dont know where it came from…am i a psycho killer??
Oh wait nvm i have a cut on my leg
“i need to find a tutorial for something.”
“i know, i’ll look on youtube!”
a picture of a teenage girl doing a regular thing except shes japanese so it has 2000 notes
the girls that think being obsessed with serial killers makes them hot and mysterious
i have never typed this before in my life